- Player: Why are you in here?
- Turkey Pi: Oh, I'm just trying to get to the Yellow Wizard.
- Player: Do you have the runes to give him?
- Turkey Pi: The what?
- Player: Never mind...
- (One line relating to an unfound turkey is chosen randomly if possible, provided that the turkey wasn't the 20th found:)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near a cave that the ZMI control..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near a garden where anniversaries are celebrated..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near a mountain where wolves reside..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near a place where security is enforced..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near a swampy area....)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Baxtorian Falls.)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Baxtorian Falls..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Draynor Manor..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Duel Arena..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Ice Mountain..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near lurking around the Heart..[sic])
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Mudskipper Point..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near northeast of Karamja..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Port Sarim..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near spying on fishermen..[sic])
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near the gate where worlds form..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near the home of Goebies..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Tree Gnome Village.)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Tuska..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade near Waiko..)
- Turkey Pi: Gobble gobble, gobble. (You can find my turkey comrade somewhere around Eagle's Peak..)