Baby

• Squirrel: Throw a ball for me!
• Player: Are you part-dog or something?
• Squirrel: What's a dog?
• Player: It's another kind of animal. Squirrels are more famous for eating nuts than chasing balls.
• Squirrel: Give me a nut, then!
• Player: I walked into that one, didn't I?

Adult

• Conversation 1
  • Squirrel: Gimme a nut!
  • Player: Not just now, I wouldn't want to spoil your dinner with one.
  • Squirrel: Awww...

• Conversation 2
  • Squirrel: Stop doing that and play with me!
  • Player: Okay, but just for a minute, I'm busy.
  • Squirrel: Yay!

• Conversation 3
  • Squirrel: This is boring, take me someplace fun.
  • Player: I'll be done in a moment, and you can play here if you want.
  • Squirrel: Huzzah!

• Conversation 4
  • Squirrel: Is it nearly nut time?
  • Player: Didn't you just ask me that a little while ago?
  • Squirrel: Maybe.
  • Player: Then whatever answer I gave still applies now.

While woodcutting/have logs in your inventory

• Squirrel: Sigh...
• Player: What's the matter?
• Squirrel: I'm wondering how many houses you destroyed for those logs...
• Player: I made sure they were all empty before I started.
• Squirrel: Well that's okay, then.