Dear Sir/Madam/Zamorak, I would like to register my IMMORAL INTENT with a prospective application for the role of WICKED LACKEY. I have years of experience with CACKLING UPROARIOUSLY, shouting out NEFARARIOUS SCHEMES before I QUASH THE RIGHTEOUS and XHEMPLARY LITERACY SKULLS. I believe I could bring an UNGODLY and VILE work ethic to your business, with an air of DIABOLISM.(EVIL) DAVE.