Transcript:Greldo — runescape

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Greldo: Green armour betht!
- Player: Why is green best?
  - Greldo: Green ith colour of cabbageth.
    - Player: I think you mean 'cabbage'. It's a non-count noun.
      - Greldo: Grammar nart-thee...
    - Player: What's so special about cabbage?
      - Greldo: Cabbageth tayth-tee. Me like cabbageth.
      - Player: Cabbage. Singular.
    - Player: Cabbage? Yuck!
      - Greldo: That what you think, thilly human.
    - Player: I love cabbage!
      - Greldo: You eat Draynor cabbageth?
      - Player: Cabbage.
      - Greldo: It tayth-tee. It tingleth on my lipth.
    - Player: Enough about cabbage...
      - Greldo: Hmph.
- Player: You're not even wearing any goblin mail!
  - Greldo: Human not have to rub it in.
- Player: That's quite a 'lithp' you've got there.
  - Greldo: Me not have lithp. What'th a lithp?
    - Player: You appear to suffer from a speech impediment.
      - Greldo: Me thuffer from thpeech-
      - Player: Please, stop right there, before you shower me in spittle.
      - Greldo: Thower you in thpitt-
        If aligned with a god emissary other than The Godless:
        Player: Enough. In the name of <god name>, stop talking.
        
        If aligned to the Godless or unaligned:
        Player: Enough. Please, stop talking.
    - Player: You 'theem' to 'thruggle' with your 'ethith'.
      - Greldo: That big lithp you got there, human!
    - Player: There's no easy way to say this...
      - Player: You have a lisp.
      - Greldo: A lithp?
      - Player: No. Try again. Lisp.
      - Greldo: Lithp?
      - Player: Close enough.
    - Player: Enough about your lisp.
      - Greldo: What lithp?
- Player: I'll be going now...
  - Greldo: Yeth. You go, human.