- You rub the lantern and a little voice inside sqeaks at you: What do you want?"
- Player: What? Did you just talk?
- Lamp: Well, of course. Would you ignore someone that rubbed you?
- Player: Erm, I... don't really know what I expected.
- Lamp: How rude. Now do me a favour and answer the following question so I can put an end to this rudeness.
- Player: Sure, go ahead.
- Lamp: I can grant you a one-off experience boost to one of the following skills; which would you like? And be quick!
- Player chooses their skill
- Lamp: I hope you're satisfied! Goodbye!