Dialogue 1

• Clover: Want to see something incredible?
  • Player: Depends what it is.
  • Player: Does it involve that thing you do with your thumb?
  • Clover: Player! Now is not the time or the place to bring that up.
  • Clover: You know how people can dislocate certain body parts?
  • Player: I do, and knowing you, I do not like where this is going...
  • Clover: I can dislocate any body part, and put it anywhere on my body.
  • Clover: Now this is really handy for when I eat, or need to check something on my back.
  • Clover: Or when I'm lonely...
  • Player: That's enough, little fella.
  • Clover: I pretend I still have a head and talk to myself.

Dialogue 2

• Clover: Do you want to play a game?
  • Player: Sure! What game?
  • Clover: Brilliant. I made it myself. It's called ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
  • Player: I don't think you...
  • Clover: READY?
  • Player: Sure, let's go.
  • Clover: On the count of three...two...one...
  • Clover: ROCK.
  • Player: Wait. Three two one go? Or three two one and then go on one?
  • Clover: Well I didn't say 'go'. So you do the math! One point to me.
  • Player: Alright, let's go again.
  • Clover: On the count of three...two...one...
    • ROCK.
      • Player: ROCK.
      • Clover: ROCK.
      • Clover: The score is currently
        Player: X
        Clover: X.
    • PAPER.
      • Player: PAPER.
      • Clover: ROCK.
      • Clover: The score is currently
        Player: X
        Clover: X.
    • SCISSORS.
      • Player: SCISSORS.
      • Clover: ROCK.
      • Clover: Aha. Get smashed!
      • Clover: The score is currently
        Player: X
        Clover: X.
    • Play Again?
      • Yes.
      • No.
  • Clover. Well played, Player.