| Set up | Punchline |
|---|---|
| How do bandosians enter a boss room aggressively? | They use the Graar-door! |
| How do you gain entry to the home of the monkeys? | You have to pay the Apes Atoll! |
| How does Santa defeat Vorago? | He uses the Maul of Snowmens. |
| What do you do if you can't kill a boss? | Move onto the Nex one! |
| What quest ended with a raffle and a bouncy castle? | Fête of the Gods! |
| What's the Elder God's favorite music? | Jazz! |
| Which boss monster would you most likely find in a workshop? | A rack o'saws! |
| Why couldn't the ranger kill Nex? | He didn't bring Za-ryte bow! |
| Why do people try to mine the Barrows? | To get to Dha-rocks! |
| Why does Vorago eat shark and shrimp pizza? | Because he likes the size mix! |
| Why is the elven marketplace always sad? | It's full of cry-stalls! |