Puppy

• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf, grumble snuffle whurf whurf? (By 'eck, lad/lass, are we goin' ter be walkin' all day?)
• Player: Well, I could carry you if you like.
• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf, whurf. (That'd be grand, like.)
• Player: You know, you won't grow up to be big and strong if you keep getting carried everywhere.
• Bulldog: Whurf, whurf. (Alright, lad/lass: I know, I know.)

Adult

Conversation 1

• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf whurf, whurfwhurf whurf. (This is right grand, this is.)
• Player: What? This place or what we are doing?
• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf grumble. (Mostly the sittin' still.)
• Player: You're felling lazy today, aren't you?
• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf! Whurf whurf Whurfwhurf! (I'm not lazy! I'm conservin' energy!)

Conversation 2

• Bulldog: Whurf whurfwhurf whurf. Grumblewhurf. (Yer lookin' tired. You should have a nap.)
• Player: Is it me who needs a rest or you?
• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf whurf. (Well, if you took one, I might too...)
• Player: Yeah, I thought as much.
• Bulldog: Grumble... (Grumble...)

Conversation 3

• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf Whurf. (I could do wi' a cup of tea, mind.)
• Player: I don't know if a cup of tea would be good for you.
• Bulldog: Whurf whurf whurfwhurf. (Fair 'nuff, then.)

Conversation 4

• Bulldog: Whurfwhurf? (Are we stoppin')
• Player: Not for a while I guess...
• Bulldog: *grumble* Whurf (*sigh* Typical)

If the player has tea in their inventory

• Bulldog: [Give us a sip of that tea, pet, I'm parched!]
• Player: I'm not giving you tea. You might get sick!
• Bulldog: ['Ow will we know if we don't try?]
• Player: How about we just say that I did?
• Bulldog: [Did it work?]
• Player: Yes, and you liked the taste a lot.
• Bulldog: [Aye, it were a grand cuppa.]