Dialogue

Conversation 1

• Bernie: True happiness is realising that a partyhat is simply paper that will one day crumble to dust.
• Player: That sounds awful.
• Bernie: Greed can never be satisfied. Knowing one's self will bring you greater happiness.

Conversation 2

• Bernie: If you have goals you need to start hitting them. Then set new goals.

Conversation 3

• Bernie: True power comes from the focus of the mind. With this, you can achieve anything.

Conversation 4

• Bernie: Continue onwards until you're at your peak of your performance, then look back and realise how far you've actually come.

Conversation 5

• Player: Um... excuse me-
• Bernie: Focus on problems and you will have problems. Focus on possibilities and you can achieve anything.
• Player: I don't want to alarm you but-
• Bernie: Live in the moment and nothing else matters.
• Player: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
• Bernie: AHHHHHH! THE PAIN, THE CONSTANT AGONY! OHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!
• Bernie: WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME AND MAKE ME SUFFER THIS WAY?