Before starting the event
- Entering the crater
- Santa: Player! Please help me!
- Talking to Kris and Kringle
- Kris: Big demon ruin feast. You go show demon who's boss!
- Kringle: Demon ruin banquet! Wizards unhappy - you go tell demon to go away!
- Talking to a Wizard
- Wizard [name]: Please deal with that demon! He's ruining our Christmas banquet!
- Talking to Bentnoze and Wartface
- General Bentnoze: Red wrapping paper!
- General Wartface: Green!
- General Bentnoze: Red!
- Player: Oh no, I'm not listening to this again.
- Talking to Thok
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Merry Christmas, Player!
- Player: Merry Christmas Thok!
- Player: ...Wait, aren't you bothered by the demon over there?
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Thok see no demon!
- Player: No demon? What do you think that big, red monster is?
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Stupid Player, doesn't know who second Santa is!
- Player: Second Santa?
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Yes, Santa in cage and second Santa there too! Both look like Santa, both must be Santa.
- Talking to Marmaros
- Rewards Trader: Uh...
- Player: Hello?
- Reward Trader: Um...
- San'tar Klaws's presence seems to be bringing forward uncomfortable memories for the rewards trader.
- Talking to Diango
- Diango: Howdy!
- Player: Hi Diango. How are you finding the fair?
- Diango: Not so good if I'm honest, Player. That demon is giving me the creeps.
- Diango: I'm just trying to offer my wares, and he won't stop glaring at me!
- Diango: But still, business is business!
- Diango: Anyway, what can I do for you?
- Player: Do you have any Christmas items?
- Diango: I have put together a selection of festive food, if you'd like to browse!
- Talking to Sir Amik
- Sir Amik Varze: What-oh, Player! Jolly good Chrish-mash fair, thish...hic!
- Player: But there's a demon terrorising it!
- Sir Amik Varze: What'sh that...hic? Oh, demons...hic! Terrible... Thank Sharadomin there aren't any...hic...here!
- Using mulled wine on Sir Amik
- Sir Amik Varze Oh! Thank you for thish wine...hic...Player! I'll jusht have...hic...one more glassh.
- Talking to Queen of Snow
- Queen of Snow: Oh, Player, you must help! That demon has captured Santa Claus!
- Talking to Jack Frost
- Jack Frost: 'Sup? You should probably talk to that demon - everyone seems to be fussing over him. I don't see what the big problem is. He's just having a bit of fun.
- Talking to Saradominist preacher
- Saradominist preacher: How dare Zamorak send his pawns here? This is the victory ground of Saradomin!
- Saradominist preacher: And at Christmas, too! A time of love and giving, not chaos!
Starting the event
- Talking to Santa
- Santa Claus: Ho ho no, everything's gone wrong.
- Player: What's happening? Why are you in a cage?
- San'tar Klaws: You over there, get away from that cage!
- San'tar Klaws: Har, har, har! Welcome to Zamorak's Christmas fair!
- Player: Don't you mean 'ho ho ho'? And since when was Zamorak interested in Christmas?
- Santa Claus: It IS ho ho ho, and Zamorak ISN'T interested in Christmas! It's my Christmas fair! I came here to bring joy to the citizens of Lumbridge, until this evil creature turned up!
- San'tar Klaws: Be quiet! This task is tedious enough as it is without your blabbering!
- San'tar Klaws: Zamorak has sent me here to show this puny town that he cannot be defeated! The merriment this year has been cancelled!
- Player: So there are no presents?
- Santa Claus: Oh, Player, Christmas isn't just about pres-
- San'tar Klaws: Shut up, Santa! This greedy streak is intriguing...perhaps there is some hope for you, human.
- San'tar Klaws: We'll make a deal. If you participate in the fair in a wonderfully evil manner, your progress will be recorded on Santa's naughty list. Gain enough naughty points to satisfy me, and you will be able to receive your presents.
- Santa Claus: That's not the only way, Player! If you participate in the fair nicely, spreading Christmas cheer, you'll gain nice points and be recorded on my nice list!
- Santa Claus: You'll be able to get your presents, and your merriment may drive the demon away! You can save Christmas!
- San'tar Klaws: Oh, merriment and cheer! I can't stand it! Go, Player, and spread Zamorak's chaos! Har, har, har!
- Talking to Santa again
- Santa Claus: Ho ho no, Christmas is ruined.
- Santa Claus: Please, Player, you must drive the demon away!
- Talking to San'tar again
- San'tar Klaws: What do you want?
- Player: What's going on here?
- San'tar Klaws: This is Zamorak's Christmas fair!
- Santa Claus: No it's not! It's my Christmas fair! I came here to bring joy to the citizens of Lumbridge, but then this evil creature turned up and ruined it all!
- Player: Can I have some presents?
- San'tar Klaws: You humans and your bloodlust for presents!
- San'tar Klaws: If you participate in the fair in a satisfactorily evil manner, your progress will be recorded on Santa's naughty list. Gain enough naughty points to satisfy me, and you will be able to receive your presents.
- Santa Claus: That's not the only way, Player! If you participate in the fair nicely, spreading Christmas cheer, you'll gain nice points and be recorded on my nice list!
- Santa Claus: You'll be able to get your presents, and your merriment may drive the demon away! You can save Christmas!
- San'tar Klaws: Oh, be quiet Santa! Merriment and cheer! I can't stand it!
- Player: What can I use my points for?
- San'tar Klaws: Your total amount of points - that is, your points for being naughty in addition to your points for being nice - can be used to receive your presents from beneath the tree behind me.
- Player: Nothing, sorry.
- Player: What's going on here?
- San'tar Klaws: What do you want?
Participating in the fair
- Talking to Thok
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Come, enjoy bonfire Thok has made!
- Player: It's a good bonfire! Can I get points for Santa's lists from it?
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: No. Thok made bonfire when second Santa arrive, and second Santa not so friendly to Thok.
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: But Thok so good at making bonfires, you get extra reward for cooking on this one!
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Also, Thok fill bonfire with Christmas spirit. Burning logs on bonfire while wearing Christmas clothes also give more reward!
- Player: I see, thanks.
- Talking to Kris and Kringle
- Player: What's cooking?
- Kris: Good troll food! Special festive grub!
- Kringle: With Kringle's special goblin recipes!
- Player: Sounds great.
- Kringle: Yes, but Kris and Kringle cannot serve good as well as cook.
- Kris: Nasty demon take waiter away.
- Kringle: So wizards get hungry.
- Kris: And angry!
- Kringle: Maybe human can serve food to wizards before more leave!
- Kringle: Wizards very picky. Don't seem to like our special recipes. Say we naughty for feeding them those!
- Kris: What wrong with cannonball surprise and rubber chicken leg?
- Kringle: Wizards like our mistake food at other end of table - say we nice for feeding them those.
- Player: I'll see what I can do.
- Feeding the wizards nice food
- Wizard [name]: Exactly what I wanted! Thank you, Player!
- Wizard [name]: Perfect! Merry Christmas, Player!
- Wizard [name]: Brilliantly served! Thank you, Player!
- Feeding the wizards naughty food
- Wizard [name]: This isn't what I wanted. This is the last time I let a goblin and a troll cook for me!
- Wizard [name]: This isn't what I ordered at all. This is a terrible banquet!
- Wizard [name]: This isn't what I asked for. This may be the worst banquet I have ever attended!
- Trying to feed the same wizard twice in a row
- Wizard [name]: Oh - no thank you, Player. I'm not ready for anything else yet!
- Talking to the Queen of Snow and Jack Frost
- Queen of Snow: Player, we must save Santa Claus!
- Queen of Snow: If you show enough Christmas cheer, the demon will be driven away!
- Queen of Snow: I've enchanted the snow in the snowball arena, so you'll gain points for Santa's nice list when you hit your fellow adventurers with them. Spread the Christmas cheer!
- Jack: Why would you want to do that when you could use my EXPLODING snowballs?
- Queen of Snow: Oh, Jack, really!
- Jack: Calm down, they won't hurt anyone. They'll just rack up some naughty points on Dad's list.
- Jack: You never know - if you're naughty enough, perhaps the demon will be convinced to leave anyway. Not that it matters. This is the best Christmas ever!
- Attempting to bring weapons into the arena
- Queen of Snow: This arena is intended for fun! You may not bring in any weapons or items you can wield.
- Talking to the Snow imp
- [name] Claus: Alright, mate? 'Ow's it goin?
- Player: Hi, [name], good to see you again. What are you up to this year?
- [name] Claus: Well, I thought bein' made pet Santa fer Christmas last year would be a laugh, but now I've got-ta deal with this!
- [name] Claus: Santa brought his reindeer 'ere to cheer up the Lumbridge folk, but Zamorak's deam ov'ah there has turned some of 'em evil!
- [name] Claus: It's a bit beyond my reach, but you should be able ta help.
- [name] Claus: You'll gain points on Santa's nice list if you feed or stroke the friendly reindeer, or if you use your Christmas cheer to convert the evil ones back.
- [name] Claus: 'Course, I can't ignore me mischievous side. If you really want to shake things up, you can gain points on 'his naughty list by doing the same for the evil ones!
Finishing the event
Nice
- On getting lots of nice points
- You have spread copious amounts of Christmas cheer! You might now be able to drive San'tar Klaws away and free Santa!
- Talking to Santa
- Santa Claus: Player, you've done it! You've spread enough festive cheer to drive away the demon! Quick! If you banish that monster, we can still save Christmas!
- Talking to San'tar
- San'tar Klaws: Aargh! What have you done?
- Player: I've spread Christmas cheer, despite your meddling!
- San'tar Klaws: Nooooooo! Such festivity! I can't take it!
- San'tar Klaws: You haven't seen the last of me, Player!
- Player: And you haven't seen the last of my cheeriness! Go away, and tell Zamorak it'll take more than a pathetic demon to dampen my spirits!
- San'tar Klaws: Aaargh! Fine, I'll go! Just stop being so nice!
- Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Well done, Player! You've saved Christmas!
- Santa Claus: Now, here's a special present from me to say thank you!
- You receive a large festive lamp.
- Santa Claus: Go and enjoy the fair! You've earned it!
Naughty
Dialogue missing
Post-event
- Talking to Santa
- Santa Claus: Well done, Player! The demon is gone! Christmas is saved!
- Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, everyone!
- Player: I assume Zamorak won't be getting any Christmas presents this year then?
- Santa Claus: Ho ho, no. He has a piece of coal coming his way!
- Santa Claus: I always preferred Saradomin anyway, ever since he shared his beard grooming tips with me.
- Santa Claus: Now, go and enjoy the fair! You've earned it!
- Talking to the Snow imp
- [name] Claus: Alright, mate? 'Ow's it goin?
- Player: Hi, [name], good to see you again. What are you up to this year?
- [name] Claus: Well, I thought bein' made pet Santa fer Christmas last year would be a laugh, but now I've got-ta deal with this!
- [name] Claus: That demon may be gone but his magics still lingerin'! The reindeer keep turnin' evil!
- [name] Claus: It's a bit beyond my reach, but you should be able ta help.
- [name] Claus: You'll gain points on Santa's nice list if you feed or stroke the friendly reindeer, or if you use your Christmas cheer to convert the evil ones back.
- [name] Claus: 'Course, I can't ignore me mischievous side. If you really want to shake things up, you can gain points on 'his naughty list by doing the same for the evil ones!
- Talking to Jack
- Jack Frost: Well you saved Christmas, I hope you're happy with yourself.
- Talking to the Queen of Snow
- Queen of Snow: Oh, Player, you've saved Christmas and Santa Claus! I can't thank you enough!
- Talking to the Saradominist preacher
- Saradominist preacher: Merry Christmas! Glory to Saradomin, the rightful victor of the Battle of Lumbridge!
- Talking to Sir Amik Varze
- Sir Amik Varze: What-oh, Player! Jolly good Chrish-mash fair, thish...hic!
- Talking to Thok
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Second Santa gone.
- Player: It was a demon! It wasn't Santa!
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Poor Player, Thok wonder what life must be like for someone so stupid.
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Oh well, it Christmas! Time to be merry! Come, enjoy bonfire Thok has made!
- Player: It's a good bonfire! Can I get points for Santa's lists from it?
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: No. Thok made bonfire when second Santa arrive, and second Santa not so friendly to Thok.
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: But Thok so good at making bonfires, you get extra reward for cooking on this one!
- Thok, Master of Dungeoneering: Also, Thok fill bonfire with Christmas spirit. Burning logs on bonfire while wearing Christmas clothes also give more reward!
- Talking to Marmaros
- Player: It's okay! The demon is gone!
- Rewards trader: Gone...but in the shadows...he lives.
- Player: And a Merry Christmas to you, too.
- Talking to Diango'
- Diango: Howdy!
- Player: Hi Diango. How are you finding the fair?
- Diango: Much better now that demon has disappeared, let me tell you!
- Diango: I feel much happier offering my wares without him glaring at me all the time!
- Diango: Anyway, what can I do for you?